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  • aaaaa42:

    >get married

    >gf now wife

    >tfw no gf

    (via floptart)

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  • swolizard:

    Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

    I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

    (via princessmyu)

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  • stability:

    policedog:

    imagine if people screamed instead of snored

    imagine if people snored instead of screamed

    (via daisix-chain)

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  • edorazzi:

    well it’s about time fred got some character development

    (via princessmyu)

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  • aperture-of-consciousness:

    cant c the haters lol

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  • 2srooky:

    124:

    photosynthesis… hacked

    *stares at the sun* we’re in.

    (via princessmyu)

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  • nathanael-platier:

    thefinalanswer:

    #okay so unlike a million other people I didn’t read this book in middle school #so imagine when i watched this movie finally #all innocent like thinking it was just going to be a cute little adventure movie #FALSE #THIS MOVIE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND #RUDE

    we dont talk about this movie it doesnt exist sorry

    I remember watching this movie and there were so many little kids watching it.

    After that “scene” there was silence and then I hear a little kid go “Mommy…is she dead…?”

    My heart cracked right then and there.

    (Source: livingforharrypotter, via divergentpanemheadshadowhunter)

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  • unfollowfriday:

    dennys:

    *sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

    i’m calling the police

    (via joshpeck)

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  • future-robin:

    This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

    (Source: iraffiruse, via zackisontumblr)

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  • aperture-of-consciousness:

    gotitforcheap:

    morefunthanb4:

    Finally, a donut for MEN!

    Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with

    cant fuckin wait

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  • reddlr-funny:

    The abdomenable snowman.

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  • (Source: breakingbreakfast, via timl10)

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  • no:

    Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

    (via zackisontumblr)

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