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egbertsoup:

braavosis:

sokkcoli:

quietprofanity:


snoipahkat:


P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE


Son of a bitch …


NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

#We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING 


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el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat


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officialunitedstates:

bees could totally hold humans hostage by putting a couple bees in your ear canal.  you couldn’t get them out of there without them stinging you.  we could never steal their honey again (don’t tell the bees about this post)

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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tavoriel:

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

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kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

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srsfunny:

Best Part About a Disney Dealhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/


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srsfunny:

Master Of All Four Alcoholshttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/


dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

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efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

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