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realitytvgifs:

I love this new update


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nflstreet:

this is still very funny to me and me only


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michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks


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nihilistic-void:

mellarkish:

"birth control violates religious beliefs" yea ok but remember that thing called the separation of church and state

"the what now"

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tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

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skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

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lupinatic:

hewalksinstarlight:

it took me this long to realize that the reason Edmund wants Turkish Delight so badly is because sweets were rationed during the war

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logicalabsurdity:

#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science 


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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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